Words of a two-year old

Joshua loves to catch bugs and has a little bug catcher container. So today he caught a bug in his container and before we went to bed he wanted to look at it. John told him the bug could sleep in the container in the garage tonight in which Joshua replied, "Bug don't have bed." But it's Joshua's inflection that really says everything. Because I think what Joshua was really saying was, "Dad, you really aren't very smart. The bug can't sleep in a cold, hard plastic container. There is no mattress, no sheets, and certainly no pillow. Geez!"

Joshua's simple corrections are a pretty common occurrence and happened earlier tonight in another similar situation when John said as we were driving down the road, "Look the moon is chasing us." In which Joshua replied, "Dad, moon has no wheels." Two year old logic wins again.