Heard at our house

If you were listening to a conversation at our house...these are a few lines you might just hear...

• No, you may NOT poop in the grass. (John has taught Joshua how to pee in the grass and of course, as a 2 year old - he wants to take it a step further and poop - like the dog does - in the grass.)


• NO MORE Puppy dog kisses! (Joshua's little puppy dog kisses - a little lick - use to be sweet, cute and innocent. Now they have turned into slobber baths!)


• Turn your music down. (Yes, even at two years old - Joshua loves to go in his room and turn on his kiddie music as loud as possible. Which as I mentioned earlier he calls - fast music.)


• It is not funny to say you are going to pee on...mommy, daddy, cat, dog...etc. (this should be a given.)


• Where did your shorts, pants, shirt, socks, etc...go? (We have a nudist)